10 Reasons never to visit Australia

Weird and wonderful, it's as beautiful as terrifying
This killer island continent can wreak havoc on your nerves, eyes, purse and life. Beautiful as hell, dangerous as devil, Australia presents a heady mix of adventure, thrill, unknown, extreme, wonderful and weird to make you never want to go there, or exactly to make it your top most dream destination.
Don't say you were not warned! Here are 10 reasons to warn you:
1. Everything Australian has just one mission: To kill you.
It is home to some of the deadliest creatures in the world: Box jelly fish, Bull shark, venomous snakes, salt water crocodiles, spiders, blue ringed octopus, bull ants, giant centipedes. Even cute little platypuses and kangaroos can hurt you. By the way, Platypuses are also venomous. If the list is so horrifying imagine meeting any of these in person.