Mysterious Similarity Between Cats and Women

It was always mysteriously suspected that women and cats are similar to each other and nobody could tell why. Then, modern research made things only more difficult. DNA studies show that although cats share only 90% of their DNA with humans, while chimpanzees 98.8% and Gorillas 98.4%, it's the cats that are personality-wise remarkably closer to women than anything else on planet Earth. Again, nobody knows why.

What we can't conjecture at all is who inspired whom during fundamental design conception and transfer: Did women inspire cats or cats inspired women? LOL, cats with just 90% DNA similarity with humans are more identical to women than men who are genetically 99.99% same as women with only 0.01% difference between them!

These are some common personality, character and thinking traits shared by women and cats all over the world with such intensely striking similarities that it can't be missed. And, these are pretty much all the traits!

Both want to be loved unconditionally but may have little to no intention of loving you in return.

Both behave like sovereign queens on whom even the king has no authority though the king may have over everyone else.

They both are royal creatures steeped in majestic power. They look, walk and talk royal!

Both do as they please. And admit, you love them all the more for this!

They command you and expect immediate full compliance. You listen and obey.

They like to be your mistress. No, don't try being their master — it will never work.

In relationship, they make all the rules, they call all the shots and they decide. You just have to be in line.

The mantra to pleasing them is really uncomplicated: Love them with all your heart, forgive them no matter what they do, and obey their commands no matter how and what.

Oh, and tell them they are always right!

Both use their charm, cuteness and beauty as a weapon. Just when you think you understand them, they surprise you. A touch of mystery is part of their charm.

Their languid elegance is unmatched and pervades their every movement and every activity. Even their stillness! Even their fury!!

The phrase 'If looks can kill' was coined solely for them. Their cuteness kills you. It makes you feel how important you are to have them. And damn well they know it!

They are the only two species in the world to appear beguiling and innocent even when sometimes they aren't.

Their single cold look can make you feel responsible for crimes you didn't even commit.

Both can make you feel abominably guilty for upsetting or offending them!

They like you when you love them. They like you better when you fear them. They love you best when you behave like a slave to them.

Their world consists of only two kinds of people:
1. Those who love them.
2. Those who don't love them.
They are only interested in the first category. The second category doesn't exist.

They love their comfort and freedom more than they love you.

You are happy when they happy. They are happy when they are happy.

And you are sad when they aren't happy. But they aren't sad when you are.

You are supposed to understand their body language. They aren't supposed to understand yours.

Paradoxically, nothing escapes their attention. They may be silent, but they're always watching — and understanding more than they let you know.

They are never wrong. Accept it.

And, please accept your fault even if you didn't commit it.

They respect themselves above everyone else, and you respect them for this. Even when you don't want to, you just do.

Women and cats both are full of mystery, mischief, elegance and effortless sophistication. Hard to please, easily displeased, they are singularly proud, unashamedly unapologetic and fiercely territorial at all times which makes them such unique creatures on Earth!

Scientifically, cats have nothing in common with women in particular but men know better. On a side note, men who don't know much about women and aspire to familiarise themselves should really start with getting to know a cat first.

But that's just my opinion. Thanks for reading!

Here is another article about cats that might interest you:

https://medium.com/r-blogs/hilarious-superstitions-about-cats-1deab51e6d83