Who is Kalki And What to Expect From Him

Copyright free (photoshopped) images of Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides (Film Dune) and projected here as Kalki as he closely fits the description for illustration purposes

According to several thousand years old Hindu scriptural prophecy a Kalki Avatar is set to appear somewhere in current times, and the times are ripe. Pretty ripe!

The scriptures say Kalki will be born in a humble Brahmin family in Sambhalpur village somewhere near Bihar, India to a Brahmin man named Vishnuyasha and his wife Sumati. From birth Kalki will be blue-skinned and endowed with special powers. He will train for military under Parashuram and when he reaches adulthood he will mount a horse, summon his divine weapons and begin ending all evil on Earth. After this Satyayuga or the new era of complete righteousness will start.

In the last Vishnu Avatars, Ram and Krishna both were born blue-skinned with divine powers, knowledge, strength, wisdom and intelligence, yet both had different character. While Ram was obedient, gentle, humble, respecting boundaries, upholding rules, and soft spoken, Krishna was cheerful, playful, witty, sharp, innovative, creative, diplomatic, assertive, shrewd, and multi talented.

Since current times require more of a personality that's able to mold, induce and influence the large unruly masses, Kalki Avatar, the tenth and final Avatar of Vishnu might be more like Krishna than like Ram.

         Here is what to expect

1. He will very likely be the rarest of the rare prodigy

Teething, speaking, walking as well as reading, writing all well within a year of birth. He will have language talent and possibly idetic memory speaking of things no one has heard about before.
He will have unusual powers such as levitating, not getting hurt/torn/broken, super human strength, or such like for which no one will be able to account.

2. He will have to be brought up in utmost secrecy

Whom God teaches, man cannot. So who can teach him who is god himself?

Because of his unusual powers (and appearance in case he is permanently blue) he will likely be raised in complete anonymity and secrecy lest media/paparazzi bother the family too much or endanger him. Some form of news is sure to leak out…

He will likely have to be home schooled since modern school system won't be able to deal with him. Or, he will conceal himself and breeze through special prodigy education. It is here when his name might start making waves.

According to the scriptures, Kalki is predicted to train for divine military under Parashuram, but don't you go peeping about for him; Parashuram will most likely appear as a mysterious, raggy-shaggy, moody, irritable, solitary, taciturn, unapproachable, closed-off, terribly rude, no-comments type rustic.

3. Kalki will likely have several super powers

Such as instant knowing the truth, flattening bullets, melting knives, ability to physically fight just about any adversary or to deflect attack and murder attempts. This will, in the beginning, give him away as someone special. He may even be able to fly or teleport himself, become invisible at will and shape shift the likes of which we have been watching on Netflix.

4. He will be mysteriously (or not so mysteriously) well versed in all sorts of combats and weapon systems.

He might decide to carry a quaint dagger or pistol at all times since sword or bow and arrow can't really be so very handy and easy to carry. He will also have his smart phone with him at all times.
His fists and kicks would be like canons and bombs.

5. He will be impossible to imprison, confine or overpower

No locks, ropes or chains would be able to imprison him, nor any weapon able to scratch him. He'll be able to undo all locks and bars, should he ever be confined. Poison won't affect him, fires won't burn him, and waters won't drown him. He will be scarily scarily invincible. He will need to be.

But don't think he'll wear his list of many powers like military medals on his dress. In all likelihood, no one will even know about them and will only accidentally discover them.

6. He will be rich or at least have mysterious access to clean unlimited wealth

Oh yes. With a world at 8+ billion strength he will need to have money to be able to afford the many tools he will need to start punishing the evil to save the world.

Vishnu is always depicted with Laxmi massaging his feet, that's because Laxmi is synonymous of wealth and her massaging his feet is directly symbolic of wealth being ever-present in his unconditional service.

7. He will be profoundly intelligent, wise, witty and smart

To be able to deal with the world issues single-handedly, it is to be expected that he will be extremely smart and intelligent. When he starts speaking it will be difficult to oppose him, argue with him or prove him wrong.

8. Blue or not blue, white, brown or black, he will be likely exceptionally charming, a great talker and irresistibly handsome

It is also possible that he is normal wheatish brown like all normal humans and only turns momentarily blue when angered, revered or when he displays his powers. It won't be surprising either if he earns the nick name 'The Blue Man'

His physical appearance

Copyright free (photoshopped) images of Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides (Film Dune) and projected here as Kalki as he closely fits the description for illustration purposes

He will be tall, thin and lean, clean shaven with hairless, six-pack, immensely agile, swift, supple and strong body like in all of his previous incarnations. Some may want to use the word 'androgynous' (a bit like Manga boys?) to describe him. He'll sport long wavy or slightly curly hair. His eyes will be famously large and black which can swiftly alternate between loving, beaming, penetrating, charming, or blazing according to his mood changes.

We don't exactly know how he always gets this mind-boggling blue skin.
Bigger question is how he will explain this blue colour to the very curious 'science/logic/psychology/medical reason seeking' 21st century people: Tattoo? Makeup? Face paint? Medical condition? Rare allergy? Genetic disorder? Rare gene? God gene?

9. He will be charismatic and astoundingly knowledgable

He will likely have a natural in-born vast knowledge about all things and subjects, and he will have strong, straight-forward even seemingly outrageous opinions on society, politics, social -political issues, law and order, crime, justice, rights, duties and humanity.

10. He won't be likely believed, and he won't care. He will just do his thing

Indeed, no one will know that he is Kalki, or god or a super human. In the beginning people will be just as incredulous of him as of unicorns. Many will laugh him off and dismiss him as an eccentric rich young man or a show off. Some might even jokingly comment:

'You talk like Kalki, you know, that prophesied man!'
'Yeah dude, I am that Kalki.'
'You gotta be kidding me.'
'Nope. I don't kid.'

11. He might assume ultra modern warrior guy type appearance

Copyright free (photoshopped) images of Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides (Film Dune) and projected here as Kalki as he closely fits the description for illustration purposes

12. He will be a modern style, tough, magnificent, suave guy and very probably not an outdated 'horse-riding, sword-wielding, bare-chested, heavy crown-headed, elaborate gold jewelery-wearing, wrap-around skirt wearing, ancient god'.

The earlier Avatars were all born in ancient times hence they strictly followed ancient style of dressing, behaviour, mannerisms and vocabulary. Yes. 'While in Rome, do as the Romans do', thing. Being born a God in 21st century will imaginably be way different than what god himself was used to or humans were used to.
Modern times need modern god. As simple as that. And Kalki will be no exception to this.
If Kalki did incarnate as an ancient outdated god, the young, modern scientifically-inclined people will never be able to connect with him, relate to him, fan-follow him, or understand his cause for incarnation. They'll be better off following Kali than Kalki…

13. He will likely have self driving car- James Bond/Ironman style or an even better and superior higher-tech new version of it, and private jets to help him move freely, safely and swiftly

Copyright free (photoshopped) images of Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides (Film Dune) and projected here as Kalki as he closely fits the description for illustration purposes

It is likely he will ditch his horse and his bird for a more modern, comfortable and effective means of transport. Not saying his magical bird and horse aren't effective — just that they may not be as suited for 21st century traffic and air-road space as they were back then in ancient times. For his sake, his car and jet plane would also be very likely divine powered craft.

Do not be surprised if his logo is a flying horse or a dragon bird or just plain K for Kalki.

Note: He will never claim or declare he is Kalki — he will be automatically identified as 'The Prophesied Kalki'.

14. His physical strength will be incredible and immense.

Smashing concrete walls like muffins, bending steel like toilet paper, flinging evil people around like confetti from birthday balloons, without so much as a frown or a wince… Remember, he would never showcase his skills and powers like on a media chat show or circus. He will likely use them pretty discreetly when no one's watching. But very soon he'll be trending on every social media platform and news portals. His secret videos will break the internet. Half the world will become his follower while the other half will tremble and conspire to capture him or harm him.

15. He will likely be very authoritative, commanding and still very humane

His character will set him apart right from the start. He will be extremely kind, helpful, rescuer-protector type but it will be impossible to fool or trick him.

16. Kalki fashion

He is depicted wearing traditional yellow wrap-around trousers, paired with a tunic or bare chested, a stole and a crown typical of all Hindu deities but it is probably only because at the time these ancient scriptures were written people knew about only the ancient wardrobe style.
Since Kalki will be very futuristic and global, we doubt he'll want to confine himself to outdated regional ancient fashion. He can be expected to sport warrior like Dr Who or Lucifer or Paul Atreides kinda get-up which would be very apt for his new role, practical, functional, protective, effective and handsome for all kinds of unexpected events and operations.

17. His relationship

Needless to say, Kalki will be bound to be the hottest bachelor in demand in entire world with girls lining up wherever he'll go, but relationship, affair, romance or marriage will likely be the last thing on his mind. It is difficult to guess if he will prefer to marry or stay single. He might even prefer to embrace celibacy. In every avatar his permanent consort Laxmi incarnates especially for him so it shouldn't be surprising if a divinely beautiful girl is seen hanging around him at times. She may eventually become his legally wedded wife.

Until now, god never involved his women folk in wars and battles, but given the nature of current times which pays a lot of focus on women power so it shouldn't be surprising if Laxmi joins him in war against evil wielding as much weapons as he in unison.

18. He will most likely start out as a vigilante character often breaking-taking law in his own hands to deliver justice.

In fact, delivering justice and punishing the wrong-doers 'his way' might just kickstart his earthly career of evil-ending and bring him in direct conflict with first the local regional authorities and then eventually encompassing the entire world.

19. His chief enemy is/will be Kali, The Evil

His chief enemy will be Kali- the angel of evil on earth, just as Ravan was for Ram or Kans (and others) for Krishna. This Kali has already and will then even more so perforate all law, order, safety and justice system not only to escape Kalki but to do him in. In the end, it will be a tough battle in which Kalki will end evil's reign on earth and usher in the new epoch of peace, love, truth and justice.

Don't worry: the run-up events to this war and the entire war itself will provide us with enough drama and story that we'll continue to talk and write about for next several centuries to come.

20. The final battle of Kali and Kalki

The war to end all wars and establishing the New World Order

Wars are always devastating. So will this one be too. It too will be full of chaos, destruction, weapons, violence, confusion, tragedies and breaking down of everything known and old. Totally expect fires, earthquakes, giant explosions, radiation bursts, biological weapons, nuclear missiles, deadly disease-attacks, poisoning of food, air and waters plus divine warfare…

The Prophecy did say 'The just and the righteous will have nothing to worry about.'

Mind you: this battle for peace probably won't be a swift overnight event. It may take some weeks or months if not a year or two from start to finish.
The Ramayana Battle had lasted 10 days while Mahabharata war a net 18 days. Just mentioning: Without the direct presence of god, the WWI in comparison lasted for 4 years 3 months 14 days, and WWII for 6 years 1 day.

Final Thoughts

New World Order wouldn't be new world order if everything old continued to continue just like old, would it?

I am just wondering if after that much of upheaval, destruction and weapon-use our modern amenities, electricity, computers and internet, AI, our technology, our sweet little daily-life- comforts will survive or will have vanished?

Will New World Order mean humanity starting from Stone Age again or Dark Age at best?

It suddenly sounds like Noah's story now, just minus the Flood and the Ark..!

But that's just my opinion. Thanks for reading!

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